Hostess Pies 02/15/2010
 
This is our parody version of "Fireflies."  It's kind of hard to tell what we're saying the majority of the time so you might want to hit the read more button for lyrics.  If you've already pressed it, then the lyrics should be below.
 
Auto Tuned Halo 08/06/2009
 
Pretty much the most awesomest thing ever!
 
Chris Essay 10/10/2008
 

The official demotion of Chris to company mascot.  The explanations are pretty obvious in the recording. 

 
Mom Song 10/10/2008
 

This is a techno remix of a recorded phone call between Chris and his mother done in the FL Studio Demo. 

 
 

Go on ahead.  Listen.  you don't know what you're missing.  This remix was made using vocal samples from members who can actually sing in tune. 

 
 

The history of video games told by grandpa smith, part 2.  If you haven't heard part 1 yet, go on ahead and listen to that one first.  It may even convince you not to listen to this one at all. 

 
 

The history of video games all the way from Pong to the Wii, told by grandpa smith. 

 
 

This is the first official TJS rap song.  Although it's a parody, it's more well done than the majority of rap music that's out there.  If you don't believe us,  then listen.  If you don't agree with us, then start venting in the comments until you're banned from the site.

 
 

This is part two.  If you haven't heard part one yet, you should listen to that one first.  You'll miss the first five commandments if you don't.

 
 

This is the first of a two part segment on the ten commandments in ebonics.  Everything in this audio production was done live, so no bashing on the quality.